I exist. I exist mostly because I have a phone and people can communicate with me with it, and I can send messages with pictures attached to my email with it. Thank the phone. My phones generally don't have very long lives, you see, because I'm clumsy and drop it all over the place.

I kind of want a camera, though. I'm not sure what kind, but the want/need exists. I always seem to get clothing/ girly things/ books whenever the occasion calls for gift-giving. Oh well. I'll just buy it on my own like a smart person. And attach a strap to it. Any suggestions as to what sort of camera I should be aiming for? I don't want/need anything fancy, just functional, preferably with good zoom.